Magna Farta

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That has to be the most tasteless and absolutely hilarious tag line I've ever heard.

6213d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's in rockford, IL. And I guess they've gotten that question a lot because there's a note on him now saying: "I'm not for sale, stop asking"

6213d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

*breathes deep* Thank you for that, I rolled with that a little too much considering I REALLY hated HotD3.

I understand cheese and campy humor just fine. I actually still have HotD2 for my dreamcast, and laugh at the horrendous dialogue.

I guess I just found it a little too opportunistic for this guy to take the fact that one publication rated his game better than KZ2, and make an article like this.

Besides, I hope the this game does just fine,...

6213d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think this guy is merely grabbing on the most polished turd on the block and running home with it.

He obviously knows about the KZ2 media sh!tstorm and is using EDGE's review as a catalyst to make himself feel better about his game, which truthfully, an on-rails shooter these days is like trying to be a mime on American Idol. They were okay back in the day, but I think games have evolved a little beyond to the point where a rail shooter just isn't gonna cut it as an all-arou...

6213d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I do hear that. I've noticed the few times I've been on Warhawk with a mic, mine seems to be the only one that sounds decent.

It's called get a faster connection. I always know when I'm playing against someone with a 768K connection. Drives me up the wall.

6214d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Wow...I don't think I even need to begin telling you how much your education currently fails you.

6214d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

...this is someone pissing and moaning because he can't hear the same racist garbage on PSN that he does on XBL.

Quite frankly, I prefer PSN for this very reason. It's nice to play my game and know the other guys are playing a game with me instead of having a verbal d!ck-waving contest with some guy halfway across the globe.

6214d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Take it to the Open Zone

6214d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Seriously? He's been in less than a month and you think he's really doing a crappier job then his predecessor?

Sorry McCain's loss got you so butthurt. Hope you realize if Sarah "Book-banner" Palin got in playing games would more than likely be against the law.

6214d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

.....called "Games Workshop" that has one of these fellows outside it's store during open hours.

It's been stolen no less than a dozen times...then they finally chained the poor bastard up, his only company being middle-aged passers-by that are glad as hell there's a tabletop RPG-only store in town.

6214d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I love reading reviews like this..but I also wonder just how much thought has to go into a review for a game like this. You know damn well the game's DOA, especially with a cover like that, devoid of any marketable characters or known icons. It looks like another Bratz knockoff, which will be in legion now that Mattel has all but shut them down. So now we can be treated to trash like this instead of dolls teaching girls to act like trash.

It's also made by Data Design...the...

6214d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

....butthurtedness in physical form. Maybe when he dies we can all have a parade or something.

I also came across this funny article on people who never gave up (but should have)....guess who's number one on the list.

http://www.cracked.com/arti...

6214d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

...considering that midnight sales are usually attented by sweaty fat kids who haven't showered in at the very least 18-24 hours. Waiting in line, listening to their verbal hard-ons about the game they're minutes away from buying.

I think I'll live...not to mention I pre-ordered mine at GS to get the demo code, and just now Game Crazy is taking $5 pre-orders, and you get a free KZ2 shirt. I'm thinking about pre-ordering there too just to get me a shirt.

6215d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

....and all this does is prove that in the childish world of the internet, all you need to do to get hits is stoop to a level that is below the lowest common denominator.

They turned what could easily be a one-sentence article into a total clusterf**k of sarcasm and childishness. I think the point could have as easily been made with a "Quit your bi*ching!"

Oh well, all it really does is put Destructoid in the same lame Converse shoes as the rest of th...

6216d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

I can only hope this blowout is that the game's gone gold, and we'll have it by next week...if it's not, then it's not quite a blowout now is it?

And no, I'm not being serious.

6216d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

.....there would be a huge initial uproar for it, only because it would be a new-yet-old face entering into this tired world of rampant fanboyism and corporate-bought exclusives.

I think after the initial uproar, it would cool down, but maybe not as badly as some would think. Maybe enough consoles would be bought in the heat of the moment to bring Sega back as a power player, and hopefully bring with it a new attitude that embraces gaming and enjoyment instead of sales figures...

6217d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

That was a great summary of it, bubs for you.

"7 is a publicity stunt"....I don't think anyone else can say it better.

6217d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Edge reminds me of a bunch of Hipster Scene kids.

You see, Hipster Indie kids (whatever you wanna call them) walk around thinking they're better than you because they listen to crappy music no one's ever heard of, and read even crappier books that no one other than them are ever going to read. And when something comes out that appeals greatly to a mass amount of people...you can trust that the Indie Hipster kids are gonna go out and attempt to blast it, and then justify blasti...

6217d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Bubbles for you. And they're about as fair and balanced as bringing a knife to a gunfight. Unless you're a ninja, then I'd say its fairly even.

6217d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

...and I was amazed. Given I'm about the last person anyone expects to play a sports game, I was impressed and have yet to see a better looking sports game...take that Madden, you old fart.

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